Original Chinese Proverb-
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
2012 Revision/update
Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with unlimited free minutes, cash for his clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives, Medicaid,
a hundred weeks of unemployment,
and he will vote Democratic for life.
